The Guest Stars of
"The Entity"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Cousin Kyle, from Connecticut
Cousin Kyle comes to live with Kyle because his mom back in Connecticut has gotten too sick to care for him. Kyle, the one we know, is quite embarrassed, since his cousin seems to be a Jewish stereotype personified. He pays Cartman not to rag on Cousin Kyle, but Cartman finds it very hard to restrain himself. Cousin Kyle is quite fastidious, given his various ailments, and he's not very good at sports. The boys find various ways to get rid of him, but he keeps coming back, never telling Kyle's mother that the boys were behind the accidents he got himself into. He stumbled into Mr. Garrison's back yard as Mr. Garrison pitched IT to his guests, and invested in the vehicle. After the governent closed down Mr. Garrison's IT business, cousin Kyle got a $5 million severance check and shared the news with his mother. Now that cousin Kyle has the money, he can go back and help his mother with her medical bills and his own. Before he leaves, he tells his cousin and friends that they seem to come right from a book of stereotypes. That stings them.
Field Reporter Jeff Arrando, and John Travolta
Jeff Arrando is the field reporter who covers the IT story at Mr. Garrison's announcement and IT's debut at Better Buy. The first time out, Arrando has stains on his left lapel. He notices and brushes it off. In his second report, he's got a clean suit on.
John Travolta has appeared once before, but not in an episode. He appeared in the MTV 2000 short spoof of Gladiator, Battlefield Earth, Staying Alive, and Scientology. He returns here to provide a testimonial for IT.
Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Steve Forbes
They are four of the six investors mentioned by Arrando. The other two, Ted Turner and Yasmine Bleeth, are not included, as they had no lines. The inportant one here is Steve Jobs. He said in real life what he said in the epiosde: that the IT, or the Ginger Device, would revolutionize city planning - we will have to rethink cities. All the investors were duly impressed with Garrison's device, but Gates expressed doubts about the comfort of the thing. The others simply said it beats what one goes through at the airports.
Airport Security Guard
He is the only airport security guard left after Mr Garrison's IT decimated the airline industry. He personifies just how slow security checkin and checkout can be at any airport, and so personifies just why customers are so upset at airports. He takes his time checking Kenny for anything suspicious and finds a toenail clipper. He promptly shoots Kenny dead. That scene skewers the fact that knives and forks are no longer allowed in the airplane cabin during flight, as they can be used as deadly weapons. So can toenail clippers.