The Guest Stars of
"Here Comes the Neighborhood"

by Wild Willie Westwood


Don't know which one is which
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith; Frederick, Lisa, and Daniel; Dominique and Zizi

Will Smith is the first person to respond to an ad extolling South Park as the next Aspen, a quiet, undiscovered town. He calls a few of his friends, like Snoop Dogg, Kobe Bryant, and Magic Johnson, to join him there as residents. Here, he has three kids: Frederick (the older boy), Lisa, and Daniel. Token takes the three kids on a tour of his mansion. Frederick and Lisa go off to play with Token and introduce him to several other kids, like Oprah's adopted kids Dominique and Zizi above, and Puff Daddy's kids P Diddy Mini, P Poofy Bite Size, and Poppa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun Size. All the kids except Token decide to go down to South Park mall and do some shopping - to buy stores, that is. Token joins them reluctantly.Later, the kids play polo, and Frederick bumps Token off when Token was looking at Stan and his friends playing roshambo. Token decides he doesn't fit in anywhere in town, and so goes off to live with lions. Meanwhile, the men of the town go after the richers. The Smith kids arrive, but don't understand what's going on, so they huddle in fear until their father Will tells them to find the limo and get in there for safety. Soon, all the rich folk that moved in are seen fleeing the town.


Snoop Dogg, Oprah Winfrey, Kobe Bryant

Bill Cosby and kids, Carl and Martin

Snoop Dogg is laying down some tracks when he's first seen and heard, but when he's on the phone with Will he sounss quite different. He is seen later in the episode marching with the other rich folk. Oprah is building a huge place on Main. She directs the workers on where to put one pool and plans for another pool to be placed nearby. Kobe Bryant shows up at the local bar and orders some cheap drinks. No one will serve him because there's a Wolfgang Puck's across the street, and that's where richers like Kobe should go for their beers, so he leaves in protest. Later, his house is the first one targeted by Mr Garrison and the other men - a lowercase t is placed on Kobe's lawn and torched. Bill Cosby gets on the bus with two of his children and find seats in the back. They're told to move to the front, where first-class seats are present, so Cosby and his kids move up to the front and take seats there. Carl and Martin are the first to wonder if the town is "hainted." All these people are soon forced to flee the town.


Aslan the Lion and other lions

The lions here are a reference to C. S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia, specifically, "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe". The chief lion among them is Aslan, the creator of Narnia and of the Talking Beasts in it. In this episode, Aslan is the king of the pride at South Park Zoo, and the two lions shown are part of the pride. Token comes to live with them for a while, but is eventually disillusioned with life there because the lions love to play jokes on each other, no matter how lame they are. He goes back to live with his friends, the poor boys of South Park.