The Guest Stars of
"Kenny Dies"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Planned Parenthood Doctor and Nurse, and Ms. Sanders
ARG Truck Driver, ARG Receptionist, and ARG Dr. Larry
There are the first people we meet. Ms. Sanders goes in for her abortion. As she and the doctor talk about the procedure, a laugh track is heard, and that's found to be the television. Once the doctor begins the abortion we hear the procedure's sucking sounds, which are accompanied by the hum of what turns out to be a vacuum cleaner out in the hall, which isn't far from what was actually happening in the room. The doctor gives the fetal remains to a nurse, who takes them and packs them in a box, to be sent to Alder Research Group. The stock boys in back of the clinic pack a bunch of boxes into an ARG truck. The ARG truck driver takes the boxes away to Alder Research Group, but on the highway there, a deer leaps out in front of him, and he swerves to avoid it. He and the truck go over the side of the road and fall down a cliff. The driver dies, and the truck is totaled. Its contents spill onto the snow. Cartman finds the aborted fetuses and gets his Radio Flyer to cart them all back to his house. He then tries to sell the fetuses to various firms and finally secceeds in selling them — to ARG, the very company that lost them in the truck accident. Cartman doesn't make the connection, and the company doesn't recognize the fetuses as the ones they lost. The receptionist informs Dr. Larry about Cartman and the fetuses they signed to buy, but Dr. Larry says the government has banned aborted fetuses from being used in research and so the sale is off. Cartman destroys one of the fetuses upon hearing this news, then goes back and tries to sell the fetuses again, even as shrimp, but sells only one. He returns to Dr. Larry after learning that Kenny was going to die of a terminal illness and talks to him about stem cells and how to reverse the ban on aborted fetuses. He decides to go to Congress and plead his case, and is successful. ARG can resume using fetuses in its stem-cell research.
Kenny's Doctor and Nurse, and Laura Jones and Bob Ferrin
The doctor and nurse are two staff members of Hell's Pass Hospital. The doctor treats Kenny as Kenny dies from an unspecified terminal illness. The nurse comes in from time to time to make sure Kenny is resting well. She also brings in Laura Jones and Bob Ferrin from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. As they said, the Foundation tries to make the last dying wish of a child come true. They brought with them a cameraman to capture the moment, and a guest star. Kenny's not sure who they are, but when he hears Madonna is outside he disses her.