The Guest Stars of
"Butters' Very Own Episode"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Busy Beaver Moving Company Truck Driver, Gas Station Mechanic
These are the two people Butters met on his way back to South Park. He meets the driver after climbing out of the river. The driver takes him towards South Park, but his constant chatter gets on the driver's nerves, and the driver has had enough after Butters starts singing. The driver drops him off and leaves. Butters then walks along until he finds an eerie gas station mechanic who'll take him to South Park when his wife returns with the car. Butters can't wait that long, so the mechanic points him down a dark, scary road, and Butters walks on down. Eventually, he makes it out of there without a scratch, even though a predator was following his every move down the road, and even trained his 3-dot laser sites on him. He returns for the "Asspen" episode to give some warnings about the K13 Stan is to tackle the next day.
Police Chief and various policemen
John and Patsy Ramsey, Gary Condit, and O.J. Simpson
The police come in to investigate the Stotches' claims that their son was abducted by some Puerto Rican guy. One of the officers bring in the Ranseys, who have seen the news and feel that they and the Stotches could help each other, as their daughter was killed sometime ago. The Stotches are sure to tell the Ramseys that Butters has not yet been determined to be dead. The Ramseys talk up the Stotches and take them out to lunch at the I am Siam Thai Cuisine restaurant, where they wait for two other people in what turns out to be a support group. Those two othe people are Gary Condit, whose girlfriend is missing, and O.J., who lost his wife in a murder seven years ago. These four decide to enroll the Stotches in their group, and celebrate with a bizarre song. After Butters returns home, the Stotches call another news conference to apologize to the Ranseys, Condit, and Simpson.