The Guest Stars of
"The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Russell Crowe, Tugger, Tugger's Doctor, Wally B., the Wallaby
Russell Crow has his own program called "Russell Crowe: Fightin' Round The World" in which he travels from place to place looking for people to fight with. First he looks at his victims through the leaves of his plant, which he carries with him everywhere for cover. His victims notice him, then he lunges at them and starts fighting. No one has beat him yet. Sometimes, though, people will notice him, he'll mock them and then beat them up. Tugger is the tugboat that ferries him everywhere and even joins him on land (by hopping along behind Russell). When Russell decides to sing a song from his new album, Tugger can't take the horrible singing and tries various ways to escape, but can't. Tugger shoots himself and ends up in hospital, where the doctor just says Tugger needs an oil change and a new steamstack. Overjoyed at this news, Russell gets his energy back and starts beating up people in the hospital, beginning with the doctor. Wally B. shows up late in the show, and joins Russell on the tugboat as they all sail away into the sunset.
Russell's dark side has been explored (and exploited) by the tabloid press, as can be seen in the secrets for this episode.
Russell Crowe's editor, Brooklyn Basketball Players
There are other people who are victims of Russell's anger, but the editor and the basketball players stand out. Tugger suggests that Russell go to Brooklyn to look for some game fighters, so Ruseell and the gang show up in Brooklyn and find some basketball players. They notice him, and Russell flies into a rage. He challenges them to a fight and beats them all up. The editor is talking on the phone to a friend when Russell finds himself on an island in the Florida Keys. Russell goes to his editor and grabs him by the collar to demand an explanation as to why Russell's segment in Brooklyn was cut short. The editor tells Russell that the director told him to cut it, so Russell beat him up and then went for the director.
Chef's new Plasma TV
Chef got a new TV to replace the one he had in the living room. It's a cable-ready plasma HDTV with a rather large base, and you can see why from the picture at left. Chef has a hard time operating the remote control. When the kids come to him to watch the TV, they get impatient waiting for Chef to master the remote. Chef inadvertently activates the "human eradication mode," which turns the TV into a robot with guns for arms. It leaves Chef's house and starts shooting randomly whenever a human happens to be near. Chef follows as closely as he dares, but still can't stop the TV from doing its dammage.
Jim Lehrer
Lehrer operates alone there days, so the name of the program Ike was watching is wrong, and has been for six years now. Ike is watching Lehrer's show when the boys come to watch TV at Kyle's house. The boys kick Ike off and Ike tells his father. Gerald returns with Ike and kicks Kyle and his friends off the sofa, so the boys go elsewhere. Ike goes back to watching Lehrer's NewsHour, which must be extremely boring, as Lehrer has a low drawl.
Old Folks at Shady Acres
These people live at Shady Acres Retirement home, and they watch "Puppies From Around The Wrold" in the evening. It happens to air at the same time as "Russell Crowe: Fightin' Round The World." The folks protest when the boys change the channel on them, and Cartman just tells them to shut up. Since the boys weren't changing the channel, the old folks decided to get rid of them in the surest way possible — they farted. The boys ran out of there quick.