The Guest Stars of
"Red-Hot Catholic Love"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Counselor Gorache, the Surgeon General
The counselor shows up to find out from the boys if Father Maxi has molested any of them. Stewart is here because of her insider-trading woes. She demonstrates how to bake a turkey for interorecto eating. The surgeon general is just here to address people's concerns.
The Priests at the meeting
This group has the African-American priest (1)
This group has the fat priest and the priest (2) from Greenleaf
This group has the elderly priest from Fort Rawlins
Fifteen priests attend the meeting Father Maxi calls to session. They quiz Father Maxi about his involvement with boys after he convenes the meeting to discuss the pedophile-priest sexual scandal in the Church. He wants to eliminate the problem altogether by removing offending priests, but the other priests seem more interested in finding ways to shut up any possible victims of their crimes.
Italian, French, Moroccan, and British Cardinals
The Clergy at the Vatican (a sampling)
The Gelgameks and their Cardinal, an Old Monk
Clergy from all levels of the hierarchy are at the Vatican to discuss the growing scandal as Priest Maxi arrives to brief them on the scandal in America. Among the attendees is a contigent from outer space - the Gelgamek Catholics. An old monk guards the way to the Holy Document of Vatican Law when Father Maxi descends into the Catacombs to look for it.