The Guest Stars of
"Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Dr. Hallis, Blonde and Brunette Nurses
Dr. Hallis is a plastic surgeon who specializes in breast operations. He prefers breast augmentations to breast reductions, but he'll perform either operation if the price is right. He tries to get Bebe to go for a breast augmentation, but Bebe doesn't want one. She wants a reduction, and the doctor won't do it. Wendy comes in for an augmentation later, but the doctor wants to make sure she's physically and psychologically ready for the operation. Three thousand dollars puts Wendy on the operating table almost immediately. You can tell which nurse the doctor prefers - big-bosomed blondes. He gives the blonde nurse more desirable assignments, having her get him important papers and such. The brunette he simply brushes off, as much for being plain as for not having big breasts.
Two astronauts
These astronauts crash land across from Bebe's house and climb out to ask the boys for help. When the boys react as primitively as they do, the astronauts assume they've traveled to the future and landed on the Planet of the Apes, where humans are primitive and apes have become cultured. The men promptly shoot themselves in the head and die.