The Guest Stars of
"Child Abduction is Not Funny"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Ghost of Human Kindness, Police Detective
The Ghost of Human Kindness (Frederick Johnson) appears at Tweek's bed and takes him around town, showing him acts of human kindness in order to lower Tweek's paranoia. He then invites Tweek for a ride home in his van, but police catch up with him and arrest him for abducting a child. The detective explains the circumstances to the Tweeks and reveals the "ghost"'s name to be Frederick Johnson.
Lost Driver, Elderly Lady, Man in Wheelchair
Tweek encounters these three people the day after being warned by his father to avoid strangers. The driver wants to find a way to Breckenridge, the old woman some assistanace across the street during a green light, the man in wheelchair some help off the railroad tracks his wheelchair lost power on. Tweek runs away from these situations except the last one. A train bore down on the man in wheelchair and carried him off, killing him, and Tweek could only watch.
News Anchors (News 5 and SNN), Mr. Mackey and Parents, Mongolians
These two presented reports on terrorist threats and child abductions. Tweek quickly switched channels. Mr. Mackey Sr. came to check up on his son, just as the other adults checked up on their children. But Mr. Mackey is a full-grown man. The Mongolians showed up after the Great Wall of South Park went up, and attacked the wall every chance they could. Tuong Lu Kim would counteract their efforts, but they figured out ways to trick him, and then trap him. The interesting thing is that they didn't want to raid the town, just to tear down the wall.