The Guest Stars of
"A Ladder to Heaven"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Government
George Bush, Dick Cheney, A General
UN Ambassadors - India, France, two others
George Bush has a meaty role in this episode. He learns of the boys' effort to build a ladder to heaven and sends the military out to help them do it. When the boys abruptly stop building the ladder, Bush is disappointed and regrets believing that Saddam is up in heaven building weapons of mass destruction. Dick Cheney simply makes an observation about a seagull. Bush has the General oversee operations at the Marsh's backyard, so the General brings the military in, makes the boys into recon officers, and has his men build a support structure around the ladder. When Bush talks to the UN he gets various reactions from the ambassadors. The Indian ambassador finds it impossible that Saddam would have responded to Bush's request to see his warehouses, since Saddam is dead. Another ambassador wondered why Saddam would be in heaven if heaven were real. The French ambassador was just bored out of his mind. A fourth ambassador asked if Bush is high, or just incredibly stupid.
The Media
Channel 4 Field Reporter, Fat Pervert
SNN Reporter; Nobunaga Hiroichi, SNN Japanese Correspondent; Natsako Semu, weather girl
This Channel 4 field reporter is one of many that appear in the seires. He chokes up when he tells the boys' story and reports on their ladder. The fat pervert makes inappropriate comments about his penis and an eight-year-old boy. The SNN reporter reports on the military's findings concerning heaven and the international reaction to that news. Nobunaga reports on the Japanese effort at reaching heaven, then triumphantly announces that the Japanese got there first, only to see the heavenly scene fall apart behind him. Natsako reports on the weather in heaven before the scene falls apart.
Lolly, candy shop owner; Alan Jackson; Robot Guard
Unplanned Parenthood Nurse, Steven and Girlfriend
Lolly is the candy seller who held a candy shopping spree contest. He called out the winners one night, and the boys showed up the next day. He asked for the ticket stub, but the boys didn't have it. He would not give them their spree until they got the stub. Alan Jackson showed up to support the boys while they built their ladder, but he brought a bunch of CDs to sell. Gotta make a buck any which way you can. Cartman showed up at the Unplanned Parenthood so that Kenny could be sucked out of him, and this bored nurse was the one behind the desk. Steve and his girlfriend arrive so she could get an abortion, but she changes her mind after hearing Cartman demand that he get this thing out of him. The woman leaves, and Steve throws a rock at Cartman for inadvertently stopping an abortion.