The Guest Stars of
"The Biggest Douche In The Universe"
by Wild Willie Westwood
John Edward, John Edward's butler
John Edward is a medium who claims the ability to communicate with the dearly departed. He makes his living trying to dispel the fears people have about death and its effects on their loved ones. He gains their confidence by giving them peace of mind. He is a confidence man - a con man. He gets really annoyed when someone casts doubt on his psychic abilities. John's butler answers the door when Stan stops by to talk to John.
BDIU Committee, Lion-head Alien and Bee Alien, Frankenstein Alien
The Nominees, other than John Edward
Stan said he'd nominate John Edward as the biggest douche in the universe, and near the end of the episode, a red spacecraft breaks through the studio roof and onto the ground. Out comes the BDIU committee looking for John Edward. It turns out John was indeed nominated as the biggest douche in the universe. The BDIU committee took him with them to the award ceremony. There, the Lion-head Alien and Bee Alien act as hosts for the evening. When John Edward finally wins the BDIU award, he's dressed the same way a beauty-pageant winner is. A Frankenstein Alien sings as John receives his crown.
Rob Schneider, The Crowd in front of Jewleeard
Rob Schneider has no real role here, but he's lampooned in a series of trailers as a stapler, a carrot, a derpy derp, and Kenny. In the Kenny trailer, he's seen taking the pot roast Chef left behind, slicing it up, and eating it. As it contained Kenny's soul, Kenny is now with Rob. The people on the street gather around Stan as he tries to explain John Edward's tricks to Kyle. Much as he tries, though, the people in the crowd are suckers for someone who could give them answers to their questions, and Stan is soon offered his own show.