The Guest Stars of
"Red Sleigh Down"

by Wild Willie Westwood


a sample
Iraqi People
soldiers
Iraqi Soldiers, and General

These people got gifts whether they wanted them or not. The soldiers escorted Santa to the torture room and helped the general torture Santa. The general shocked Santa's balls and always used "my main man" in his questions; Santa retaliated by killing the general. The soldiers' guns were changed into toys, candy, and presents when Santa was on his way out of Baghdad.


Italian Old Man, Woman

Jesus is blessing people at an Italian church when Mr. Hankey and the boys find him. The old man is said to be healed, but he is led away without apparent improvement in sight. The woman has her baby blessed, then she points out the sleigh and calls it the Red Death.

Santa's new reindeer
StevenFluffyHoraceChantel
Steven, Fluffy, Horace, Chantel
SkippyRainbowPatchesMontel
Skippy, Rainbow, Patches, Montel

Well, Santa's reindeer were killed when the sleigh was shot down, so the gnomes fitted Red Sleigh 2 with these new eight. :)

Kids Getting Gifts
boy and girltwo boysThe boys getting their presents
Iraqi girl and boy, two Iraqi boys, the South Park boys