The Guest Stars of
"I'm A Little Bit Country"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Reporter Tom Stansel, Driver / Official Messenger Boy
Reporter Tom Stansel catches the boys just as the protesters and supporters converge near the school. He asks them why they are protesting the war, seeing as they have protest signs. When they tell him war is gay, he asks them how gay it is, and what exactly is gay about it. After Cartman induces his own electrocution, he achieves his flashback. He finds himself in Colonial dress and meets a messenger boy, who takes him to Jefferson's house. Once there, after being told he can't see Jefferson, he watches the messenger boy leave, then beats the life out of him with a stick of firewood, then drags the body off to one side.
Members of the Continental Congress
Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams
John Hancock, Congressman 3 (Hopkins), John Dickinson
Congressman 1, Congressman 2
The first Congressman we meet is Thomas Jefferson, the head writer of the Declaration of Independence. He gives the Declaration to Cartman to deliver to Congress for him. He shows up later to join in the discussion. Then we meet John Hancock, who is President of the Congress when the Declaration of Independence is signed. He asks John Adams to read the Declaration to Congress. Adans and Hopkins for war, Dickenson is against. Two other congressmen have things to say - the first one says that England will understand only force, while the second one reminds the Congress of the states that are against war. Finally we meet Benjamin Franklin, who doesn't see any problem in creating a country in which we do one thing and say another, sometimes opposite, thing. Cartman remembers this and comes back to tell his town what he learned from the Founding Fathers: that disagreement is our country's strength - we can have our cake and eat it, too.