The Guest Stars of
"Toilet Paper"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Josh Meyers, Prison Warden, Policeman Brown
Josh Meyers is the little boy whom Officer Barbrady talks to in the hopes of solving the TP case concerning the art teacher. Josh talks and acts like Hannibal Lecter, even making a daring escape at the end of the episode using nothing but the toilet paper he spotted in the principal's office. He was sent to Juvenile Hall for three weeks after having toilet-papered over 600 houses in less than a year. His next project: to toilet-paper the White House. He was of some use to Barbrady, but neither of them played a significant role in solving the case. The warden takes Barbrady to Josh's block and shows him where Josh's cell is. He later asks Josh if he did that silly voice for the policeman again. Policeman Brown brings Josh, bound and muzzled, to the principal, who kicks him out after he asked some outrageous questions. Outside, Josh makes his escape, toilet-papering Brown and bolting for the door. Barbrady finds Brown covered in toilet paper and asks why he didn't go after Josh. Brown said he'd look silly running down the street covered in toilet paper.
The Dreibles; Jason Bell
Mrs. Dreible is the art teacher who reprimands the boys for making a phallus in art class when they should be making a vase, a pot, or some other clay item. When they just laugh at her for holding the phallus in her hands, she keeps them after school to make more art for her. They get even by planning to toilet-paper her house that evening. They go buy lots of toilet paper and do the dirty deed. In the following days, Mr. Dreible cleans off the toilet paper from his property, but finds Officer Barbrady covering the place in police tape. Mr. Dreible is surprised that Barbrady would go to all this trouble to solve a case and surmises that Barbrady has nothing better to do. Barbrady confirms this. Mr. Bell is the cashier who sold the toilet paper to the boys. He is called in later by Barbrady to identify the paper. He asks how anyone could do such horrible things to the paper he sees.