The Guest Stars of
"Cancelled"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Proctologist, Jeff
The proctologist is the first specialist Chef and the boys see when they want to know what it is about Cartman's ass that is making everyone have déjà vu. The proctologist activates the probe, but can't seem to do anything with it, because it's like no hemorrhoid he's ever seen. That's when Chef suggests they see someone who can actually help, Jeff. Jeff wants to activate the probe, but Cartman doesn't want anyone touching his anus... except Kyle. After a series of farts, Kyle has had enough and charges into Cartman's ass. The probe comes out and starts transmitting a TV signal out into space. Jeff then goes to work breaking the signal's code and translating it into English. He begins each part of this by free word association. Jeff brings his findings to his colleagues in the space community, revealing them to be parts of a TV show. His colleagues jump for joy at being famous throughout the universe.
Nagix (as a taco, and as himself), the Joozians
Nagix is the aliens the boys deal with until they reach planet Fognl. His actual form is hideous, so he tries to appear in a form suitable to the boys. After he gives up, they suggest he turn into a taco that craps ice cream. He does so and shows the boys around Nerzod Productions, a studio within the space ship. While he does this he gets word that Earth has been cancelled. He breaks the bad news to the boys, who press their case that Earth should continue. He tells them to see the network heads about keeping the show on. The boys leave and meet the Joozian network heads at planet Fognl. The boys press their case, but the Joozians brush them off long enough to take the boys to a restaurant, a strip club, and a hotel, each setting sleazier than the last. The boys sense there's something wrong with what they're seeing, but Kenny takes a picture. The boys and the Joozian end up once again at Fognl headquarters, where the boys promise not to show the picture Kenny took if the Joozians promise not to cancel Earth. The Joozians agree to this, erase the boy's memories (and the memories of everyone else on Earth), and transport the boys back to the bus stop, where the boys begin the same day a third time...