The Guest Stars of
"Red Man's Greed"

by Wild Willie Westwood


Three Feathers Tribe

Chief Runs with Premise, wife, and son Premise Running Thin

Three Feathers Elders, Three Feathers Medicine Man

Chief Runs with Premise runs the Three Feathers Casino, and he finds that he needs more money to keep his Casino in the black. He and his elders decide to build a superhighway from Denver to the casion, but find South Park in the way. They plot to buy the town and destroy it to make way for the highway. He rounds up Chinese men infected with SARS and has them wiped onto blankets, then passes the blankets out to the South Park residents. They get sick. His son comes down with SARS after sharing a cup with one of the Chinese men, and his wife alerts him. The medicine man tries to cure the boy, but to no avail. When Runs with Premise and his men go to destroy the town, he find that they have cured themselves somehow and asks for their secret. The townsfolk share their secret, Premise Running Thin gets well, and the residents get to keep the town.

Three Feathers Casino

Blackjack and Roulette dealers, Johnny Manymoons

The blackjack dealer got Gerald to lose $26,000... and the house. The roulette dealer got the town to win $350,000... and then to lose it all. Johnny Manymoons is the featured comedy act at Three Feathers, but his jokes come at a slow pace.

Other Characters

Wise Man in Trailer Park, Alex Glick

The wise man in the trailer park becomes Stan's inward guide and gives him a good whiff of paint thinner to get him started on his inward journey. Alex is present throughout the episode, but the kids don't say anything about it until the end. Then they just kick him out of town.