The Guest Stars of
"South Park is Gay"
by Wild Willie Westwood
(l-r) Kyan, Thom, Jai, Carson, Ted; HBC Head of Programming
Crab People
Kyan (interior design), Thom (hair stylist), Jai (culture), Carson (fashion) and Ted (chef) are the gay men in Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, a program whose purpose is to make straight men more stylish and responsive to their women. In this episode Mr. Garrison takes them to task for selling out gay culture to the straight white man. He tries to convince them to stop selling out, but they turn him down. He suspects them of not being gay at all. They turn and tell him he's right. They are actually crab people, banished to the underground by man 1000 years ago and now trying to take over the world. The HBC Head of Programming is pleased with the ratings the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy men bring to the station. When the women of South Park break into the studio and beat the men to death, the Head of Programming plans on having them arrested for murder, until he sees a crab person crawl out of one of the men. Upon seeing this, the Head of Programming realizes this had happened before, when the crab people tried to turn white people on to black culture with The Jeffersons.
Connor
Butters' new friend, at least to us. He might be a third grader or a second grader, since he goes off to a different classroom than Butters does. Connor could also be Dougie's friend, since both are younger than Butters. Connor can be seen among the gang of kids beating up Kyle in the playground for being straight.