The Guest Stars of
"Grey Dawn"
by Wild Willie Westwood
DMV Officials, Bill Stewart and The AARP
After a serious of accidents caused by elderly drivers, a law is passed to take away their licenses and the DMV goes to work doing so. The seniors stand in line at the DMV office, hand in their licenses, and leave, but Grandpa Marvin Marsh will not be bowed. He drives without a license and is thrown into jail. He places a call to the AARP, which arrives rather quickly, but not before it goes to Country Kitchen Buffet to fill up. The AARP descends upon the town in teams of paratroopers, with firearms and other weapons at their disposal. The AARP members round up everyone between 18 and 55 and herd them over to the abandoned drive-in, where they are held until the seniors get their driver's licenses back. Randy calls the boys to make a plan to defeat the seniors, and the boys get to work. Knowing that seniors love their buffets, the boys sneak into Country Kitchen Buffet overnight and lock it up. In the morning the seniors gather at the Buffet to enjoy breakfast and talk strategy, but find the restaurant closed. They clamor to get in, but hours pass and they fall away, until the last senior moving stops and collapses. The army comes in and rounds up the seniors, thanking Stan and the boys for their benign yet effective plan.