The Guest Stars of
"It's Christmas in Canada"

by Wild Willie Westwood



Harry and Elise Gints, Park County Judge

Harry and Elise come to visit the Broflovskis and ask them if they are the family who adopted their son Peter. Elise recognizes Ike as that Peter and rushes to meet him. The Gintses and the Broflovskis talk about visiting rights, but the Gintses soom make it clear they didn't come to visit. They came to take their son back. They also make clear that a new law from the new Prime Minister makes that possible. The Broflovskis appeal this in a Park County court, but the judge says his hands are tied. After Kyle and friends reach the new Prime Minister, Scott arrives with the Gintses. After the Prime Minister is exposed as Saddam Hussein, the Gintses see that Kyle does love Peter and so put Peter on the floor to see if he felt the same towards Kyle. He did, and so Kyle gets his little brother back.


Rick the Mountie, The Mime, Steve the Newfie, new Canadian PM, The Doorman

When the boys begin their trek towards the Prime Minister they meet the Mountie, who rides on a sheep. When the Mountie learns where the boys are going, he asks if he can join them so he can get the Mounties' horses back. The boys and the Mountie then go through French Canada and meet the Mime, who joins them. The Mime wants to ask the Prime Minister to allow the French Canadians to drink wine again. The boys, Mountie, and Mime reach Newfoundland, where Scott threatens to stop their trek. Steve the Newfie steps out of his house and threatens to hav Scott arrested for trespassing on Newfie property. Scott leaves and Steve learns where the group is going. He wants to join them so he can ask the Prime Minister to reinstate sodomy among the Newfies.. All seven people arrive at Parliament and meet the Doorman, asking him to let them see the PM. The Doorman denies them, saying the PM is on official business in China. The boys turn and leave, then sob because they can't get Ike back before Christmas and so they'll miss Christmas activities back home. The Doorman is moved and thus allows the group to enter Parliament. They meet the PM, who is a hovering holographic head. They make their case to him, but he turns them down, then laser-blasts Kenny to death. As Kyle persists in his appeal, Stan sees a curtain and pulls it back. Who he sees... is Saddam Hussein. With this turn of events, the PM is arrested and his laws are rescinded. The Mounties get their horses back, the French Canadians get their wine back, the Newfie gets his sodomy back, and Kyle gets his brother Ike back.