The Guest Stars of
"Good Times With Weapons"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Roger
He sells martial arts weapons, and he's supposed to refuse sale to kids, but the boys' sob story breaks him and he sells them the weapons. He will not take returns though, and he means it. Stan and his friends are the first to buy weapons, then Craig and his friends buy their weapons using the same story Stan and his friends did.
Assistant and Veterinarian
The vet here receives Butters from Dr. Doctor and puts him in a kennel with a group of dogs. Two dogs piss on Butters, a third craps on him. Butters escapes. The vet and his assistant return to put him to sleep, but find him gone. They decide to kill some other dog.
Angry Townsmen
They protest about the indecency Cartman displayed on the auction stage when the emergency town meeting is held. Skeeter, Sheila, and Mr. Garrison also protest. Cartman is eventually punished while the other three boys walk out with their weapons, relieved that violence takes a back seat to sex.
The Boys in Anime Form
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny
Jimmy, Craig, Clyde, Token
Professor Chaos