The Guest Stars of
"The Passion of The Jew"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mel Gibson, Tour Bus Driver
Stan and Kyle go to Mel's mansion in Malibu after learning that they can't get their money back after seeing a movie all the way through, and they really wanted their money back after seeing The Passion of The Christ and finding it just awful. They met Mel and find him absolutely daffy. They get their money back from Mel's wallet and escape, finding a tour bus to take home. A few hours later Stan and Kenny hear a horn. They look back and see Mel coming up behind them in a gas truck. Stan runs up and tries to alert the driver that Mel is coming up fast, but the driver doesn't believe him until Mel rams into him. The driver then does his best to stay ahead of Mel until they reach South Park. The bus goes past the Bijou and brakes. Mel's gas truck explodes at the ticket window.
Jack and Elise Garrett
The Garretts arrive at Cartman's back yard to discuss The Passion, and someone thinks they're his parents. They clear things up. They are the typical well-meaning couple who unwittingly follow someone else's hidden agenda, but here they never find out that their leader, Cartman, had bad intentions for the Jews of South Park. Knowing that Mel Gibson is really daffy took that off the table.
The Rabbi
The Rabbi allows Kyle to address the congregation, then joins the congregation to the Bijou after hearing from Kyle that the Jews should apologize for killing Jesus.