The Guest Stars of
"Goobacks"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Darryl Weathers, Bill O'Reilly and Aging Hippie Liberal Douche
Mover, Fast Food Worker, Skynard Man, Chet
Darryl Weathers leads the disgruntled and umemployed men in a rally against the time immigrants who took their jobs. Weathers makes an appearance as the pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative on the O'Reilly Factor with Bill O'Reilly, who takes a neutral position and is content to play the moderator. Opposite him appears the aging hippie liberal douche, who has never let go of his 1960's idealism and still dresses the part of a wandering student of that time, complete with ski pole and backpack. The aging hippie liberal douche makes a few more appearances in which he argues for the rights of the time immigrants to live, study, and work here. The mover and fast-food worker air their complaints. The man wearing the Skynard cap supports them with yelps of "They took yer jerbs," as do the other men. Chet suggests that everyone do whatever they can to increase global warming so as to bring on an ice age; the suggestion is shot down because it would take millenia to see an ice age. Someone suggests that all men turn gay so that the propagation of humanity will be brought to a halt and man would just die off. Weathers likes this idea, because it would mean there there would be no immigrants from the future to come back and take present-day jobs away from present-day humans. He then leads his group of protesters over to Little Future and then to the time border, holding a gay orgy at each place. After Randy loses his job, though, he takes over as leader of the protesters.
Aaron Brown, Christina Naylon, Brad Morgan, Harrison Moore, Chris Holt
These five reporters work for CNN. Aaron Brown is the anchorman, the other four work on the field or in other parts of the studio. Christina Naylon covers news just outside the base, Brad Morgan covers the recovery of the first future immigrant to be picked up. Harrison Moore covers breaking news at the time border; he ends up covering the mass gay orgy of unemployed workers who are protesting the arrival of the future immigrants. He interviews Randy Marsh, who wipes his upper lip clean before being interviewed. Christ Holt gives some information on the time immigrants - who they are, what language they speak, effects of time-travel, etc.
First Client, Mrs. Landis, the Marshes' housekeeper, Mr. Nelson and Mr. Glughgogawk, Wendells Workers
The two women at left are women the boys go to for some work. The fisrt one grants it, but the second, Mrs. Landis, tells them she has already found someone who will shovel her sidewalk and driveway clean for a quarter. This begins the boys' encounter with the time immigrants. Stan isn't pleased that his parents hired a housekeeper who comes from the future, and his father isn't pleased when his boss, Mr. Nelson, comes in with a new employee who can do Randy's job for much less money. Stan loses his cool when he deals with a Wendells cashier and manager who can't get his order right - they seem to only be able to sell chicken sandwiches.