The Guest Stars of
"The Jeffersons"
by Wild Willie Westwood


Michael Jefferson and Blanket
Michael Jefferson hides out in South Park with his youngest son Blanket. Jefferson is an eccentirc man-child who wants to live the childhood he didn't have as a kid in the spotlight. In living this childhood he forgets that he has kids of his own, so Blanket gets into situations where a parent is needed and there's none to be found. He skins his knee, and it's Kyle who cleans it up. He crawls around in Kyle's backyard when Jefferson leaves his place for fear of ghosts. In the end, Jefferson seems to learn that he needs to be a parent now that he has kids of his own, so he promises to give up his fame and fortune and raise Blanket right. Although Jefferson is arrested for child molestation, any particulars of that arrest are not addressed.



Sgt. Harrison Yates and Maggie, Sgt. Snetzl
Sgt. Yates looks like the FBI agent in "Christian Rock Hard." He's a harb-boiled cop, trained to set up and arrest rich and famous black men for crimes they deny commiting. Maggie Yates is his Irish wife, who supports him in whatever he does and reminds him of his forte. Sgt. Snetzl is the Santa Barbara sergeant who doesn't recall arresting a famous black man by the name of Jefferson - until Yates' description jogs his memory.




Harris, Murphy, Johnson, Frakes
Harris is Yates' partner, and he's the one who shares the fax he receives about Jefferson being in town. When Yates goes to Jefferson's house, he brings three other officers to plant evidence against Jefferson. Murphy plants a big package of cocaine, Johnson plants blood on Jefferson's shoes, Frakes plants pubic hair around Jefferson's toilet bowl and seat. None of it is needed or used against Jefferson.