The Guest Stars of
"Something Wall*Mart This Way Comes"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Elderly Woman, Mr. Farkle, Crane Driver
Wall*Mart employs all sorts of people. This elderly woman was employed along with Grandpa Marsh and Jimmy. Mr. Farkel was one of many townsfolk to lose his business to Wall*Mart. The crane driver tells the boys where to go to find out how to find the heart of Wall*Mart and destroy it.
Wall*Mart
Manager, Receptionist
President Harvey Brown, Wall*Mart (aka Desire, the Consumer)
The man who announces Wall*Mart's arrival to South Park becomes its manager, but commits suicide by hanging after talking to the townsfolk and fearing for his well-being after the building makes menacint noises. When the boys reach Wall*Mart in Bentonville they meet the receptionist, who tells them where the president of the company is. The president regrets what he and other founders of the company did with the super center concept, since that led to Wall*Mart taking on a life of its own and no one being able to control it anymore. The president asks the boys to apologize for him, then shoots himself in the head and dies. The boys return to South Park and enlists Randy to help them out. Randy does for a while, but finds some really good deals and stops to get them. He gives the boys the keys and they run to the back of the store where the TVs are. They come to face an elderly man who personifies Wall*Mart and identifies himself as such, as well as K-Mart, Target, etc. They destroy him and Wall*Mart by opening a small door in back, finding a mirror there and smashing it to bits.