The Guest Stars of
"Preschool"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Trent Boyett (then, now), Ms. Claridge (then, now), Warden
Trent Boyett is the toughest kid in preschool, but that works against him when Stan and his friends ask him to set a fire for them to put out. He sets the fire and the boys try to put it out with their urine, but it doesn't go out. Ms. Claridge sees the fire and tries to put it out with a blanket, but suffers burns so severe she could never speak again. Trent is arrested for setting the fire. He tells the policeman that it was their idea, but they claim goodness, so Trent is hauled off. Trent spends five years in Juvenile Hall, then gets out. On the way out he passes by the warden to pick up things he entered the Hall with. He finds Butters and beats him up pretty good, inflicting on him all sorts of childhood pain. Ms. Claridge ends up confined inside a futuristic wheelchair which allows her to beep once for yes, twice for no. The boys apologize to Ms. Claridge for their role in her disability, and Trent corners them. Cartman whips out a taser in self-defense and fires it at Trent. Trent moves out of the way and the taser hits Ms. Claridge's wheelchair, which powers up from all the voltage and sends her into several stores, blowing one up and damaging another severely. When a police officer asks her if Trent was responsible for all the damage, she beeps no, but he understood it as yes-yes. Trent is promptly arrested and taken back to Juvenile Hall.