The Secrets of
"Preschool"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

That necklace around Cartman's waist? In the 5th Anniversary Party for the show, Matt Stone put a necklace around his waist so that the pendant would be over his butt cheeks.

When the boys round the corner after getting ice cream, either Ms. Claridge is facing the wrong dierction or she's in the crosswalk across the street from where she was.

Little Gas Shack, Propane and Propane Accessories - propane and propane Accessories is what Hank Hill, of King of the Hill, specializes in selling.

Changes: In the Saturday version, music was added to the final scene where the 6th graders carry Cartman away "to the bushes." The color in this version was brighter, too. That instruction book Kyle was reading? Madonna's Sex.

Ms. Claridge was based on this Star Trek character

Captain Pike. He appeared in "The Menagerie." Captain Pike received severe radiation burns while saving Starfleet cadets' lives and so was confined to this contraption and could only indicate yes (one beep) or no (two beeps). Spock is on trial for mutiny because he took over the Enterprise to bring his old commander, Captain Pike, to a forbidden planet that can control your brain so that you can live out an enjoyable life, which would have helped Pike immensely.

Cape Fear

Trent - Max Cady
4 boys - Sam Bowden
6th graders - the hired guns Sam hired to protect him.

Trent being sent to Juvenile Hall for setting the fire - Sam going to jail on attorney error

Some of the lines come from the movie

What the hell?

  1. snuggie - when your pants ride up your ass.
  2. Indian sunburns - wrap both hands around a friend's wrist and twist your hands in opposite directions along the wrist. The wrist will be red for quite a while, but return to normal.
  3. charlie horse - muscle cramps
  4. swirly - the process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing
  5. noogie - painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.
  6. titty-twister - The act of grabbing one's titty and twist until it turns black and blue.
  7. pink belly - Just what it says, a pink belly arising from a series of open-handed slaps applied to the exposed abdomen.
  8. Polish bike ride - involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into an orifice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
  9. wet willie - the act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
  10. Texas Chili Bowl - involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce! It doesn't need to involve a phone. :D