The Guest Stars of
"Quest for Ratings"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mr. Meryl, Whistlin' Willy, a Pharmacist
Mr. Meryl is their AV instructor. He's big on ratings, so anyone getting really low ratings after having high ratings may lost his balls.. Whistlin' Willy is like Chuck E. Cheese in that's he's both mascot and restaurant chain. The pharmacist doesn't have any problem selling cough medicine to kids and is quite familiar with the things kids do with it.
Pete Thelman, Sally Turner
You may remember Pete Thelman from "Fourth Grade," when the new fourth-graders pushed him around. He had just entered third grade. Now we learn that he pees sitting down like a girl. Sally Turner was first seen in "Rainforest Shmainforest" as part of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. She's been part of group shots ever since, and has been in a few classroom scenes. Now we learn she stuffs her bra. Neither of them have speaking parts.