The Guest Stars of
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Some info on Red, Sally, Annie, and Milly have been added to The Kids page, so go to South Park Bios to read up on them.
Girls at the Stupid Spoiled Whore party
Jessie and Kal, Bab, Two Kellys
Jessie and Kal were the first two girls shown to be playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset. Wendy witnesses some of their videos and walks away disheartened. Bab is the girl who seems to be master of the Two Minutes in the Closet game. She does something to boys' asses that has them either running out of the closet or walking out of there with a painful butt. The two Kellys shown here don't recognize Cartman after he guesses their names as the ones who invited him to the party.
Teen Girls, Mrs. Polk, Couple in Car
The teen girls work on weakening Mr. Testagurger's will. Mrs. Polk doesn't want her daughter Annie to be behind in fashion, so she's willing to let her dress like a whore. The couple shown in their car drive by as Butters digs for coal. They find it amusing that a bear is digging for coal.
Paris Hilton and her driver, Paris Announcer, Cameraman, Whore-Off Announcer
Paris Hilton arrives in town to open up her new clothing shop, Stupid Spoiled Whore. The girls go wild for the store and it's a success. Paris wants to get the hell out of town though. Her little Chihuahua has had enough of her and takes its own life by taking a gun from the limo driver, going to the back seat next to Paris and shooting itself in the head. Paris freaks out and breaks down until she sees Butters. She wants him, so she and her driver talk to Butters' parents. She offers them $200 million and then $250 million to get Butters. The parents get rid of Butters for a while by having him dig for coal. He does this in a bear outfit given him by Paris, who wants him to dress in it and pretend to be her new pet bear, Mr. Biggles. With Butters gone, the parents, Paris and the driver can discuss the terms of the contract and the parents agree to give Butters to Paris for $250 million. Butters is disheartened that his parents would sell him at any price, but goes along with the sale. He gets into the limo and looks around. He spots Paris' pet photo album and leafs through it. What he finds in it sends him out the door and as far away as possible. Paris looks for him, then enlists his parents' help or they don't get any of the money. They oblige. Paris shows up at the Stupid Spoiled Whore looking for Butters, who has locked himself in the closet to hide from her. Soon after, Butters rushed out of there. Mr. Slave was already at the party and was telling the girls how worthless Paris was. She heard this and argued with him about who was the bigger whore. She challenges him to a whore-off. The next day it is held, and he finishes her off by swallowing her whole with his ass. The parents ground Butters for losing them the $250 million.
The first announcer announces Paris's new store opening, the second one officiates the whore-off. The cameraman is just one of many who take pictures of Paris Hilton.