The Guest Stars of
"Cartman's Incredible Gift"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Dr. Kels and two nurses
Dr. Kels is one of the doctors at Hell's Pass Hospital, and he gets the honor of treating Cartman and Kyle for their head injuries and the "psychic" powers they bequeath. The nurses next to him help him out. The one closest to him removes Cartman's "face warmer" while the other one brings him lunch.
Mr. Johansen, Jim Brown, Michael Deets
Mr. Johansen is interrogated and shot with a taser, then hauled off to jail. Kyle is sure Cartman made this happen. Jim Brown is a new anchor at News 4. Michael Deets is the real killer and abducts Cartman for not acknowledging his talent, his genius. Kyle had suspicions about him when he arrived at crime scenes in overcoat and yellow bikini, so he decided to do some investigating on his own. He found out the killer's name, address, and most likely time of presence there. The detectives visit him and find the wall of hands there, but are not sure if they're seeing right hands or left ones. Meticulous analysis and some play time lead to the conclusions that Mr. Deets is the man they're looking for, so they come to arrest him. He lunges at them with a knife, so Sgt. Lou fires at him a few times, killing him. He fires two more times just to be sure.
These are the psychics who challenge Cartman to a telekinetic battle of the mind - and bring a class-action lawsuit against him for siphoning off their business. When it's detemined that hard-nosed police work and not psychic ability solved the case, they and Cartman battle once more, until Kyle screams for them to stop and the lightbulbs explode and the bookshelf above him collapses.
Sergeant Lou and Detective Mitch Murphy
Sgt. Lou looks very much like the Detective in "Christian Rock Hard" and Sgt. Harrison Yates earlier this season. It's for this reason that there's no image of him here.