The Guest Stars of
"Woodland Critter Christmas"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Abortion Doctor, The mountain lion, The cubs
The mountain lion has been eating every animal that has ever had the Antichrist in them before the Antichrist could be born, but the woodland critters solicit Stan's help in getting the lion out of the way. He does this after luring it to the top of a mountain peak and ducking her lunge. She jumps to her death below. The cubs, now motherless, ask Stan why he did this to their mom. Stan is remorseful, as he didn't know she had cubs. They learn that the critters' savior is the Antichrist and go with Stan to an abortion clinic to learn how to perform abortions. The doctor lets them stay and watch all the abortions he has lined up to perform. That information comes in hand when they have to get the Antichrist out of Kyle.
The Woodland Critters
Beary, Beavery, Chickadee-y, Deery
Foxy, Mousey, Porcupiney, Rabbity
Raccoony, Skunky, Squirrely, Woodpeckery
These are the twelve critters shown in the episode. They all look forward to Antichrist coming as their Savior, get Stan to get rid of the lion that prevents this from happening, and get Kyle to be the host for the Antichrist. Santa shows up and blows each of them away, except for Rabbity, whom Beary had already sacrificed to Satan. Beary is the strong cub who brings the altar over and sacriificed Rabbity. Mousey is something like a detective for the critters. Porcupiney is the virgin critter pregnant with the Antichrist. Rabbity is the critter sacrificed to Satan. Raccoony isn't mentioned in the beginning of the ep, but shows up later. The other critters have smaller roles, but they all have satanic powers that allow them to erect walls of fire.