The Secrets of
"Woodland Critter Christmas"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


Raccoony is the one critter not mentioned at the beginning of the episode.

Satan already has Damien for a son. This Savior would make his second.

The overhead shot of Beary sacrificing Rabbity is a reverse image of the previous shot:

The star atop the manger is yellow with white center, but after the sacrifice, it's all white.

The woodland critters are doing all their stuff on Christmas Eve day, the day before Christmas, but the abortion doctor says he has three days till Christmas to get all the abortons out of the way.

"The critter Antichrist is born." - when Squirrely says this line, Rabbity can be seen next to him on his right. But Rabbity had already been sacrificed to Satan...

References

Biblical

  1. The mountain lion - God himself
  2. twelve critters - twelve apostles
  3. three lion cubs - the Three Magi
  4. Porcupiney - Mary. What she experienced with Jesus is the Virgin Birth. Her own conception was immaculate, free of sin, so she could grow up as the perfect vessel for Jesus to grew in and be born from.

Media

  1. The Lion King - the death of the mountain lion echoes that of Mufasa after Scar lets him fall to his death.
  2. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and "The Night Before Christmas" - The poetic narration throughout, especially the line "but he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast."
  3. The Jungle Book - Mowgli is called man-cub by Balloo and the other animals. The lion cubs call Stan man-boy.
  4. Cecil B. DeMille'sThe Ten Commandments - The way the Antichrist entered Kyle's chest is reminiscent of the way God wrote the commandments on the two tablets for Moses.
  5. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas - Little Cindy Lou Who says, "Santa, why are you taking our Christmas tree, why?" and in the episode, one of the lion cubs says, "Man-boy, why did you kill our mommy, why?" In both cases a cave is involved.
  6. Titanic - The narrator says that Stan "steamed right ahead" as Titanic-type music plays in the background.