The Guest Stars of
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
by Wild Willie Westwood
People linked to Mrs. Garrison's Vaginoplasty
Dr. Biber, Planned Parenthood Doctor, Townsman, Trinidad Medical Center Patient, Woman At Bar
Dr. Biber specializes in cosmetic surgery, indeed, plastic surgery. He gives Mr. Garrison a vaginoplasty, Mr. Broflovski a dolphinoplasty, Kyle a negroplasty, and a female patient a peniplasty.
The townsman rushes into Henry's Supermarket to tell everyone that Mr. Garrison is now a woman. Mrs. Garrison shows up at a shoot for "Girls Gone Wile" and shows off her new tits. Later on she talks to some women at a bar, then settles on the redhead to ask her what could be the cause of a woman not having her period. The redhead's answer makes Mrs. Garrison think, which leads to her visiting Planned Parenthood to abort her fetus.
Mrs. Garrison pulls Dr. Biber out of the Trinidad Medical Center when he realizes that the sex-change operation was only cosmetic. Mrs. Garrison thinks she's pregnant and goes to Planned Parenthood to see a doctor. The doctor informs him that he can't have an abortion because he's not pregnant, and he's not pregnant because he doesn't have ovaries and so CAN'T get pregnant.
People at the Colorado Convention Center
Head Referee, The Coaches, Denver Police Officer
An usher, Convention Center Security Guards
The head referee called the qualifying teams to the court. The Denver coach disqualifies Kyle at first because Kyle doesn't have the build or height to be a basketball player. After his negroplasty, Kyle returns to try out again, and this time the coach approves. He calls on Kyle to substiture for Owens on the next Colorado possession. The Wyoming coach is alarmed at the disruption in the game when Mr. Broflovski and Mrs. Garrison go onto the court.
The usher shown is one of several Gerald talks to for assistance in special seating and special restrooms for his species. When Mrs. Garrison, Dr. Biber, and the boys arrive at the convention center and the greeter denies them entry, Mrs. Garrison punches out the guard that shows up. Later on, the guard and his colleagues gather at one end of the hall and chase Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Broflovski, Dr. Biber and the boys down to the basketball court.
Bizarre Alteratinos
Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Broflovski as a dolphin, Kyle as a black boy
Mr. Garrison after he gets his vaginoplasty, Mr. Broflovski after his dolphinoplasty, Kyle after his negroplasty (including complimentary peniplasty). Kyle will now have artificial kneecaps (unless Dr. Biber kept the original ones).