The Guest Stars of
"Die Hippie, Die"

by Wild Willie Westwood


Hippies! Hippies all around me!

College Hippies, Hippies in the basement, Hippie Singers

Hippie Singers

Hippies figure all throughout this episode, and are protrayed as dreamy people who spend their days listening to reggae music and smoking weed. They'll complain about the world today, but they're not motivated enough to do anything about it. This is frustrating to Stan. The college hippies are hippies because they've entered college and have been exposed to hippie teachers throughout their first year or two. Cartman goes around collecting hippies and tossing them into his basement until they die there. The hippie in the middle picture is clamoring to get out. As Cartman adds more hippies to his basement, one of them begins singing and playing guitar to pass the time away. Officer Barbrady sets them free after visiting Cartman's house and looking around.
The two singers in the second row sing in the Hippie Jam Band Festival. The first one introduces the concert, the second one agrees with Stan that they should all do something other than complain, but then just starts singing and celebrating freedom.


Elderly Woman, Guard at Festival, The non-Burning Man

Cartman visit an elderly woman at her house to look for hippies. He acts like the Orkin man, since Orkin workers are trained to rid buildings of termites and other bugs. The guard at the festival is too high to do anything to Stan but tell him to stay off the stage. The wooden structure in the third picture is a depiction of the Burning Man statue present at the Burning Man Festival.