The Guest Stars of
"Wing"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Man in Audience, CAA Agent Don Heisman
The boys start their own talent agency and get Token as their first client. He already has a gig as singer at the Miss Colorado Beauty Pageant, but the boys want to insinuate themselves into Token's gig so they can make a little money for themselves. When Token goes to Denver to sing, the man shown at left wants to hire Token to sing Tommy's bar mitzvah. After the show, a CAA agent shows up and introduces himself as Don Heisman. He talks to Token about opportunities to show off his talent in Los Angeles and Token accepts. The boys then try to figure out whom they can take for a new client. Mr. Kim enters the picture trying to get an agency to sponsor his newly-arrived illegal-alien wife.
Guest Star Wing, Tong Leader, American Idol Doorwoman
Agent for The Contender, Sylvester Stallone and Producers
Wing is Mr. Kim's wife, and Mr. Kim thinks enough of her talents to shop her around. He has her audition for the boys, and they take her in. They take her to Los Angeles to audition for American Idol. On the way there, the Tong pay Mr. Kim a visit. The Tong leader gets the information he wants: Wing's present location and current destination. He and his men head for Los Angeles. The South Park boys are turned away at the door by the doorwoman shown. They leave dejected, but happen upon a man whose client can't make an audition for The Contender. They offer him Wing's services and he accepts. Wing ends up singing in the boxing ring in The Contender and is knocked out by Manuelo Furnanda. Sylvester Stallone is impressed enough with Wing to offer the boys $4000 if she would sing at his son's wedding. Since Stallone slurs his sentences, the producer over his left shoulder translates everything he says. The boys accept, but can't find Wing anywhere so they can share the news with her. They find that the Tong have her so they follow the Tong to their lair. They confront the Tong and shoot it out until Stan makes both sides see the error of their ways. Both sides decide to stop trafficking in people's lives and then tear up their contracts. Everyone involved then goes to the wedding, including Mr. Kim, and he and the Tong leader sing Wing's praises.