The Guest Stars of
"The Death Of Eric Cartman"
by Wild Willie Westwood
A couple, Mental Health Doctor, Psychic, Three escaped convicts
The couple is quite puzzled about that little fat kid, so the husband just tells his wife to ignore him and they walk on. The mental health doctor comes out to visit Butters on his parents' suggestion and decides to run some tests on him. The tests all amounted to a 14-hour anal probe, and boy, was Butters' butt sore! The psychic was willing to to help Butters out until he tells her the ghost is sitting right next to him. She screamed and ran away, hiding from the boys. The three convicts hold up a Red Cross, and Cartman finds his ultimate act of atonement before he leaves for Heaven. He and Butters devise a way to distract the convicts while their hostages sneak past them to freedom. Cartman does everything he can to distract them, but they just end up confused. The police then come in and arrest them.
Plumbers
Cartman broke the toilet at his house after eating all the skin off the pieces of chicken at Stan's house. He announced that he would go home and sit on the toilet reading comics, and that he did. He went to school the next day and convinced himself he was dead after all the kids began to ignore him. He ran back home and saw the two white plumbers carrying a box away, and he thought that was his coffin. He heard his mom crying a few moments later and thought it was over his passing. It was actually because she was being rammed from behind by the black plumber and enjoying it.