The Secrets of
"The Death Of Eric Cartman"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

super-AIDS was reported back in February 2005: "A new super AIDS virus has possibly appeared in New York City which destroys the immune system in a fraction of the time normal AIDS does and is immune to nearly all AIDS drugs." There has been no confirmation of this since February.

"I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring." - This is significant in light of the summer little league episode, "The Losing Edge." The boys seem to be out of fourth grade now, as they were still fourth graders when Cartman tried this. Will the boys move on to fifth grade now? With the show's appearance changing more and more, it may just be time to have the boys grow a little taller and bigger, like the fifth graders they knew in third grade, and move them on to fifth grade, which would be a major change for the show.

Clyde and Jimmy call Cartman Eric. Could Kyle be far behind, so that all the boys call him Eric in the future?

Looks like Stephen is Mr. Stotch's name for good now.

During the montage, Scott Tenorman is shown at his parents' graves crying. Both their tombstones say they died in 2003, but "Scott Tenorman Must Die" aired in 2001. On the other hand, the boys entered fourth grade in 2000 and are still there, so even 2004 could have been used as the year of his parents' death.

Next to his parents' tombs is another one, which Scott's head is blocking when he's crying. When Cartman comes by with a basket for him, Scott raises his head and you can see the name on this third tomb: A. Kutcher. Now, there's an actor called Ashton Kutcher...

"You told me I was a ghost!" - No, Cartman told Butters he was a ghost, and Butters freaked out.

Confessions of a mad little boy

  1. Not mentioned in any previous eps.
  2. Not mentioned in any previous eps.
  3. From "Kenny Dies"
  4. From "The Passion Of The Jew"
  5. From "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
  6. From "Up the Down Steroid"
  7. Not mentioned in Cartman's confession earlier, but from "Starvin Marvin," after he exposed her hoarding all the food for herself. She's later found tied up and ready to be roasted over a fire.