The Secrets of
"Erection Day"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


The redheaded girl finally gets a name: Bertha. But Millie is called Jessie here.

Cartman said earpiece, not headphones! :D

Buca de Fagghecini - Buca di Beppo

macaroni minis? Wow.

Heh, Cartman as Hitch, the role Will Smith made famous in the movie of the same name.

Billy Turner could be Sally Turner's little brother.

"This is authentic Italian food straight from Sicily" - The Sicilians would rather their food be called Sicilian, not Italian.

"Let's get to r-r-rammin'!" - a line from Prince's hit song, "You've Got The Look."

Cartman quotes from Tony Montana, whose whole passage is, "What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say 'that's the bad guy.' So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

Ike sings "The Yankee Doodle Boy," a truly American song, so the complete song is supplied below. :)

The Yankee Doodle Boy

Words and Music By: Geo. M. Cohan

I'm the kid that's all the candy,
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
I'm glad I am,
So's Uncle Sam!
I'm a real live Yankee Doodle,
Made my name and fame and boodle,
Just like Mister Doodle did,
By riding on a pony.
I love to listen to the Dixie strain,
I long to see the girl I left behind me;
And that ain't a josh,
She's a Yankee, by gosh!
Oh, say can you see,
Anything about a Yankee that is phoney?
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
A Yankee Doodle, do or die;
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam's,
Born on the Fourth of July.
I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart,
She's my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London,
Just to ride the ponies,
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy.

Father's name was Hezikiah,
Mother's name was Ann Maria,
Yanks through and through,
Red, White and Blue!
Father was so Yankee-hearted,
When the Spanish war was started,
He slipped on his uniform
And hopped upon a pony.
My mother's mother was a Yankee true,
My father's father was a Yankee, too,
And that's going some,
For the Yankees, by gum!
Oh, say can you see,
Anything about my pedigree that's phoney?
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
A Yankee Doodle, do or die;
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam's,
Born on the Fourth of July.
I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart,
She's my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London,
Just to ride the ponies,
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy.

The song playing when Jimmy takes Nut Gobbler to the Ho-Tel room is Joe Cocker/Jennifer Warnes' "Up Where We Belong." The scene comes from An Officer and A Gentleman starring Richard Gere.

Why does Barbrady sound like he's from Long Island?

"Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?" - Two questions Jay Leno always asks when presenting a news item to lampoon in his monologues.

New Pope, Pope Classic. Funny stuff. :)

Jimmy

Jimmy said in a joke in the sixth season that he had sex with his girlfriend... in her vagina. We finally met his girlfriend Nancy when he was preparing for the Special Olympics, so why was he looking for a girl to stick his dick into when he could simply have gone to his girlfriend and stuck it in her?
Why didn't he stop Butters - "Butters, I already know about this stuff" - when Butters was telling him about how to have sex with a girl?
What happened to Nancy?