The Secrets of
"Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


When Stan's parents are washing dishes, one can see that the inner circles of said dishes are not properly lined up.

"George Bush doesn't care about beavers!" - Refers to Kanye West saying that "George Bush doesn't care about black people" during a September 2 Katrina relief concert.

The Grocery Mart now present in town has the look of the Wall*Mart that self-destructed in "Something Wall*Mart This Way Comes".


Yes, the man with the shopping cart full of beer is a parody of the black man wading through the flood after Hurricane Katrina with a bucket full of beer. He's known as the Beer Looter Dude and the Looter Guy, Hurricane Hero.

Mr. Derp appears going off to his left as everyone clears out of the school. A younger nurse appears as well, but one or two frames show Nurse Gollum up close.

Mrs. Garrison couldn't fool anyone now. Sheila refers to her as her old self, Mr. Garrison.

The exaggerated numbers reflect the number of feared dead versus the number of actual dead found in the aftermath of Katrina. Ten thousand body bags were ordered for New Orleans, only 800 or so bodies were found there. Same with 9/11 - up to 50,000 people were feared dead when the towers came down, but the actual number of fatalities was about 3300. And there's no way temperatures could drop to 70 million degrees below zero. Absolute zero is at 0 Kelvin (0° K), which is at -273.15° Celsius or -459.67° Fahrenheit.

References to The Day After Tomorrow

  1. Randy mentioning the movie title twice, his colleauges mentioning it a third time as they came in to explain the updated findings.
  2. When the townspeople were running from Global Warming (especially when the doors to the gym are closed as the camera approaches), this is a reference to the scene where the superfreezing followed the characters from the movie through the city and into the library, being stopped by the doors being closed.
  3. "Within the hour, the temperature outside will fall to over 70 million degrees below zero!" - That's a temperature fall of at least 19,445 degrees per second, using the Celsius scale, which is a gross exaggeration of the 10 degrees per second Tamlyn Tomita saw on her screen. But at that rate, 19,445 degrees per second, everything would be at absolute 0 in 14 thousandths of a second and there would be no atomic motion at all.
  4. Randy, Gerald, and Stephen straining thruogh the town in their layers of clothes parody those people who were running from the cold. Randy was under the impression that the ice age had already arrived.

Star Trek: Generations reference: Capt. Kirk and Dr. Sorian on a failing bridge. Kirk met his demise here, as Cartman would have on the landing if he had fallen into the fire below.