The Guest Stars of
"Ginger Kids"
by Wild Willie Westwood


The Foleys and their three kids
Kyle sets out to rebut Cartman's assertions about redheads, so he looks for a family which has ginger kids. He finds one in the Foleys. The parents are rather freaked out that all three of their kids are redheads and the father speaks in a nervous tone. He shoos the boys out quickly, warning them to marry Japanese women if they don't want ginger kids, as Asian women don't carry the recessive ginger gene. The kids are rather pale, and their grins get to be creepy after a while since they don't go away.


Ginger Kids; Gary Nelson, Hilton Guest Relations
Gartman has gathered all the gingers here to assert their specialness and superiority to everyone else. The kids eat it up. Gary Nelson drops by from time to time to make sure the group has everything it needs. When Cartman learns what Kyle and Stan did to him, his drive for ginger supremacy vanishes and he tries to get everyone to get along so he won't have to die.