"Trapped In The Closet" is the title of an R. Kelly song in which he sleeps with a woman overnight. He finds he's been there longer than he planned and tries to get out before his wife finds out he's not in bed at home, but the woman tells him her husband is downstairs. R. Kelly tries to go out a window, but she tells him that would make too much noise, so he settles on hiding in the closet until the coast is clear. The husband walks in and starts to make love to his wife. R. Kelly looks on from inside the closet and his cell phone starts ringing. The husband hears that, gets off his wife, and starts checking every place a stranger could hide but finds no one. He finally approaches the closet and R. Kelly pulls out a gun and gets it ready to fire. The husband opens the closet door... And that's just part 1 of 12. :D
Scientology calls itself a church, but presents itself as an alternative to psychology. In actuality it has a running battle against psychology and psychiatry.
Take the free personaltiy test here and the professional version here.
Whoever's doing John Travolta's voice is doing the one from Welcome Back, Kotter, where Travolta was Vinnie Barbarino, one of those cool bikers in the mold of Arthur Fonzarelli, but Barbarino was an airhead.
"that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite" - Jon Heder.
"Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" - Cruise has for many years been the butt of gay jokes, even though he's married and divorced a couple of actresses over the years.
"Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet..." - How often does one see bedroom closet doors with locks on them?
A Marklar is one of the aliens about to be frozen.
OTn - Operating Thetan n, n being a number from 1 to 9. An OT9 is the highest OT level. But see some corrections sent to me by Arianna Fenton:
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It should be noted that the man who was "in the church his whole life" and was only "OT6" was obviously "downstat"for not trying very hard. Many people in the church are already OT8, and a woman who'd been a scientologist for a mere 20 years (not growing up a scientologist) was OT7. Also, L. Ron Hubbard's highest OT level wouldn't have been only OT9, as there are 15 OT levels on the Bridge to Total Happiness, and L. Ron was supposedly a demigod.
Stan wouldn't have been a reincarnation of L. Ron because L. Ron, "of his own free will", "decided" to leave his body and go to another galaxy to continue his work in dianetics. So, having probably reached OT15 (which isn't titled, and is probably impossible to reach), L. Ron would never have died. So. Yeah.
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"Ron Hubbard did an amazing thing telling the world this incredible truth." - if this is so, it shouldn't be so secret.
No Golden Child reference after all.
I really don't think Isaac Hayes will be back on the show after this episode. They should just remove his name from the credits now.
Why was R. Kelly's left hand over his right upper arm and then right shoulder? Did Tom Cruise grab his arm too tightly on the way down the stairs?
The end credits are funny in that all the names were changed to John and Jane Smith after Stan dared the Scientologists to go ahead and sue him. :D