The Guest Stars of
"Free Willzyx"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Star and Staffers at Denver Sea Park
Willzy-x, Announcer Brian and Partner Mike, Orca Trainer Kelly
Stingray Announcer, Security Guard, Denver Sea Park Owner
The star of the Orca Ocean exhibit at Denver Sea Park is Jambu, who seems to speak to Kyle after everyone leaves. Jambu says his name is actually Willzy-x. Kyle brings his friends back to listen, but nothing happens until Cartman turns to leave. Craig said Willzy-x talked to him too when all the boys met to plan Willzy-x escape. The voice behind Willzy-x was actually Brian, and he and Mike love messing with kids. That all changes when the boys pull off the abduction. Kelly is one of the trainers who teach Willzy-x new tricks. The stingray announcer sounds rather bored with his work.
After Willzy-x is abducted, the security guard, who couldn't figure out what was going on behind him at night, was reprimanded in the morning by the owner of the park. Still, he goes along with the owner and Kelly to get the whale back. Brian and Mike also go after the whale, on their own, and Mike meets a most untimely death.
Local Law Enforcement and Protesters
Denver Police Sergeant, Officers Nelson
ALF Members and Leader, Two Motorcycle Cops
The Denver police help the sea park owner, guard, and trainer in getting Jambu back. Nelson brings the note the boys left behind to the Sergeant's attention; he's sent off to track down the kind of crayon the note was written in. The Animal Liberation Front gets wind of the boy's efforts to Free Willzy-x and come to their aid. As the boys make their escape to Tijuana, they're stopped by Brian and Mike, who want the whale back. When they're about to do so, two motorcycle cops arrive and start making arrests. At that moment, the ALF arrives and they start shooting at the cops. One of the cops dies, the other stays alive long enough to report the incident and that the whale is headed for Tijuana. The ALF leader (gray-haired female in the ALF pic) drives the boys to the border while an ALF van follows close behind. There, they face the sergeant and his men as well as the sea park owner, guard, and Kelly. The truck and van plow through, forcing everyone to jump out of the way.
Foreign Aid
Russian President Putin, Tijuana Greeter
Manuel and other members of MASA
The boys try to enlist nations that will help them get Willzy-x to the moon, but they all want millions of dollars to do this. The Russian President thinks Kyle's call is another of George W. Bush's prank calls when Kyle says he can't afford $20 million to send the whale up to the moon, and hangs up on him. When Stan and Craig get to Tijuana, they're greeted by a sleepy Mexican, who shows them where MASA is. Stan then meets Manuel (center of the MASA pic), a sleepy Mexican who's actually cleaning a part. He shows Stan and Craig to the rockets, where they choose one for just $200. The MASA crew prepares the rocket and moves it into position as the ALF leader speaks about the goodness of the boys in releasing Willzy-x. The boys and the MASA crew celebrate a job well done as the ALF, sea park personnel, and police look on dumbfounded.