Lyrics To Team America
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Table Of Contents

1. Everyone has AIDS!
2. Freedom Isn't Free
3. America! (Fuck Yeah!)
4. Only a Woman...
 5. America... (Fuck Yeah...)
6. I'm So Ronery
7. Pearl Harbor Sucked, And I Miss You
8. Montage

Everyone has AIDS!
The cast of Lease

All:Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!
Gary:And so this is the end of our story, and everyone is dead from AIDS. It took from me my best friend. My only true pal. My only bright star.
Woman:He died of A-A-AIDS
Gary:Well I'm gonna march on Washington, lead the fight and charge the brigades. There's a hero inside of all of us. I'll make them see everyone has AIDS. [tempo picks up] My father!
Choir:AIDS!
Gary:My sister!
Choir:AIDS!
Gary:My uncle and my cousin and her best friend!
Choir:AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Gary:The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades!
Woman:Woop
All:Everyone has AIDS!
Gary:My Grandma and my dog, Old Blue!
Choir:AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Gary:The Pope has got it and so do you!
Choir:AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS!
Gary:Come on everybody we've got quiltin' to do!
Choir:AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS!
Gary:We're gonna break down these barricades! Everyone has
All:AIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS! AIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

Freedom Isn't Free
Singer

What would you do, if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
What would you do, if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?
Would ya think about all them people who gave up everything they had?
Would ya think about all them war vets, and would ya start to feel bad?
Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me, and if we don't all chip in we'll never pay that bet.
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee, and if you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will?
Oooo, buck o' five, freedom costs a buck o' five.

America! (Fuck Yeah!)
Singers

Singers: [all] Ame-eri-ica! Ame-eri-ica!
[lead singer] America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[lead singer] Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[backup singers] Freedom is the only way yeah!
[lead singer] Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[lead singer] So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[all] ...Ame-eri-ica!
[lead singer] America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[lead singer] Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
America!
[all] Fuck yeah!
[backup singers] Freedom is the only way yeah!
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorroo-o-o-ow
[lead singer] Fuck yeah!

Only a Woman...
Singer

I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will dooo...

Only a woman can brighten up my day!
Only a woman can touch me the right way, yeah!
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there!
All I ask is that you're a woman!

America... (Fuck Yeah...)
Singer

America
Fuck yeah
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah
America
Fuck yeah
Freedom is the only way yeah
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
America
Fuck yeah
America
Fuck...

I'm So Ronery
Kim Jong Il

I'm... so... ronery. So ronery,
So ronery and sadry arone.
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittre throne
I work wery hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry...
And so... I'm ronery.
A little ronery.
Poor rittre me...

There's nobody I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kind of sihry, but not rearry.
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit
But nobody erse seems to rerarize it
When I change the wohrd maybe they'rr notice me...
And until then... I'rr just be ronery. Hehhh, a rittre ronery...
Poor rittre me......

I'm... so... ronery...

Pearl Harbor Sucked, And I Miss You
Singer

I missed you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I missed you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot, girl, and
Now, now you've gone away... and all I'm trying to say, is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school (school school).
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part (part part).
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

Pearl Harbor sucked...
Just a little bit more than I miss you...

Montage
Singer

Hey!
The hour is approaching to give it your best
And you have got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage (Montage)
Oooo, it takes a montage (Montage)
And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it will not take too long
That's called a montage (Montage)
Dude, we want a montage (Montage)
In anything, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage (Montage)
Even Rockey had a montage (Montage)
Always fade out in a montage (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage (Montage)