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March 14, 2010 - South Park Studios announces name and plot for Wednesday's episode. Morgan Freeman will be reading a book Butters wrote. :D

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

A banned book comes off the shelves and into the 4th grade classroom. The parents decide the kids are mature enough to read a book that was formally banned. The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.

You may notice that the controversial book Mr. Garrison will pass out is The Catcher In The Rye, by J.D. Salinger..

March 21, 2010 - New visitors - -or rather, visitors I and others missed the first time around - pop up once in a while. The one at right is from Episode 207, "City On The Edge of Forever," when the bus splits in two, then falls into the canyon, only to end up in a giant bucket of ice cream. Cartman then begins to question the logic of it all. SPSmartguy, formerly of South Park 24-7, sent me this last night.

March 19, 2010 - Transcript and some secrets for Sexual Healing now up.

March 14, 2010 - South Park Studios announces name and plot for the season 14 opener! This is the Tiger Woods episode. It's interesting how far things have come. Chef used to have sex with many, many women, and nothnig was said about him having a sex addiction. :D

Sexual Healing

The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys have a sex addiction problem. The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.

March 13, 2010 - First press release image for Wednesday's season opener: Cartman gets Tiger Woods to come clean. Click on the image for massive.

March 10, 2010 - Teaser for next week's season premiere. It's based on this report about an employee of Blackwater (d.b.a. Paravant) signing for hundreds of automatic weapons, under the name “Eric Cartman” two years ago. :o

March 4, 2010 - South Park Season 14 begins in 13 days, and episode 200 (S14E05) airs on April 4. MnT took a year longer getting from 100 to 200 than they did getting from 0 to 100. Anyway, looks like South Park Netherlands is going to try a little experiment: The Real South Park, live action South Park episodes by children (starting on april 1). Thanks to Martijn van den Bogaart for this information. :) Is it too early for an April Fool's joke? Let's see...

Like previous high-profile programs like New Kids and Youzhny, Comedy Central now presents "The Real South Park." The show is based on the immensely popular South Park and lets "real" children see the adventures of Cartman and his friends live. The series is set in Amsterdam and give way to the famous South Park response to Dutch culture.

South Park, Really

Passersby looked somewhat surprised at the filming of "The Real South Park", but many knew immediately that it is an interpretation of the popular animated series. The series, which consists of 8 episodes, was recorded at various locations in Amsterdam including IVKO school, the Czar Peter Street and the red light district. Silvan Zomerdijk protagonists, Bob Offenberg, Samuel Lochtenberg of Asbeck and Sam played the roles of Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny. Despite the sometimes violent scenes, they saw the humor in that shit. The dark humor and taboo-breaking topics that we used from the animated series for one in "The Real South Park" to see. Especially for Sam, much was asked of him in the role of Kenny. Kenny is particularly popular because in every episode he leads a humorous but very dramatic life. The voices are provided by an American voice-over. "The Real South Park" is produced by Vargo bawit of Media Guru. Creator of the series is Allan Sperling of MTV Networks.

"The Real South Park" every Thursday in April to see at 22:30 (10:05 pm) at Comedy Central. Starting Friday, April 2, the latest year (S14) of South Park can be seen at 22.05 (10:05 pm).

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February 10, 2010 - South Park in the News: MTV in Mexico pulled an episode of South Park on Monday night because it didn't have the necessary government permission to show the Mexican flag featured in the cartoon. In other news, the long-awaited play by MnT and the guys one guy from Avenue Q will finally premiere at the end of summer this year for the 2010-11 season at Off Broadway's New York Theater Workshop.

December 30, 2009 - South Park Studios forgot all about its official chat room when it split up into country-specific sites. Come on in and chat a spell. Also, Janina of Plane'arium fame reports the following, and asks a question at the end of it:

Perhaps this is worth a laugh for some of you. It's strange which "celebrities" are paid to promote South Park.
Comedy Central Germany decided to do some kind of South Park Christmas Special this year, and so they showed 11 episodes in a row. Nice idea, but unfortunately they had a guest host too... Lorielle London. She was called Lorenzo when taking part in the German version of "Pop Idol" back in 2003 and was made fun of due to her lack of talent. Since then Lorenzo decided to become a woman and show her face and fake tits on TV. But her only "success" was taking part in "I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" and a cooking show, she never hosted a show herself or was successful in acting or singing.
So... why is someone like this chosen to promote South Park? It's a shame, because getting known because of failing in casting shows is the poorest way of them all. Why not choose a real Comedian? And to make it even worse Lorielle London dressed up as "Mrs. Hankey", here's a little scary trailer.
Do you know of other degrading promotions in your own country? I guess the U.S. don't do those things, because Trey and Matt would intervene.

Tell you one thing, the real Mrs. Hankey ain't gonna be too happy 'bout this!

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