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June 11, 2009 - Looks like the amount of spam bombarding South Park Studios' message board has casued it to permaban just about everyone for spam, heh. As their names are not appearing on the banlist, I, as lead moderator of the message board, can't do a thing about it. I've PM'd the admins about it, though.

April 25, 2009 - The guests are up now. I'll add text to that page tonight.

April 24, 2009 - Transcript and secrets are up for "Fatbeard."

April 20, 2009 - South Park Studios has news! Episode 1307 arrives in two days, and after that, the hiatus! To the episode description!

CARTMAN LAUNCHES HIS PERFECT PIRATE CLUB

NEW YORK, April 20, 2009 – CARTMAN PLANS TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A PIRATE in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Fatbeard,” BUTTERS AND A SMALL GROUP OF RECRUITS JOIN CARTMAN IN HIS DREAM OF LIVING ON SKULL ISLAND WHERE THEY WILL FROLIC IN CRYSTAL CLEAR WATERFALLS AND DISCOVER BURIED TREASURE. CARTMAN PROMISES THAT PARADISE AWAITS IF THEY CAN JUST GET TO SOMALIA.


April 18, 2009 - The guests are up now. The little grey visitors were in this episode, as well as an antenna that looks like the anal probe Cartman had in the very first episode. :D Scroll to the bottom of Visitors In South Park to see them. Anyone see any visitors last fall or in the earlier eps this spring?

April 17, 2009 - Transcript and secrets are up for "Pinewood Derby." Vote for South Park at the Webby Awards!

April 13, 2009 - South Park Studios has news! Episode 1306 arrives in two days! To the episode description!

IT’S PINEWOOD DERBY TIME

NEW YORK, April 13, 2009 – BUILDING A PINEWOOD DERBY CAR IS THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FATHER-SON BONDING TIME in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Pinewood Derby.” RANDY IS DETERMINED THAT STAN WILL WIN THIS YEAR’S PINEWOOD DERBY. He comes up with a PLAN that will assure Stan a first place trophy.


April 10, 2009 - Kanye and Carlos have both reacted to the episode. Kanye took it in stride, admitting he needs to work on his ego now that he's a big name. Mencia just wants people to see the episode again and again - free publicity. ...Oh Jeez, Kanye had a video of the Gay Fish song on his blog, but Viacom got YouTube to take it down. Fuuuck. But while we're here, Transcript, secrets and guests are up for "Fishsticks."

April 6, 2009 - South Park Studios has news! Episode 1305 arrives in two days! To the episode description!

THE KIDS COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TIME

NEW YORK, April 6, 2009 – Creative differences ruin friendships in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Fishsticks.” Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.


April 3, 2009 - Transcript, secrets and guests are up for "Eat, Pray, Queef."

March 31, 2009 - Guests are up for "Margaritaville."

March 30, 2009 - South Park Studios has news! Episode 1304 arrives in two days! To the episode description!

IT’S APRIL FOOLS DAY

NEW YORK, March 30, 2009 – THE 4TH GRADE BOYS ARE THE VICTIMS OF AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Eat, Pray, Queef.” Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.


March 27, 2009 - Transcript and secrets are up for "Margaritaville."

March 24, 2009 - Added info on How's Your News? and Princess in the Episode Guide > Other Scripts. No actual scripts though.

March 22, 2009 - South Park Studios has news! Episode 1303 arrives in three days! Also, guests from last week. Now to the episode description!

"Margaritaville"

RANDY KNOWS HOW TO FIX THE ECONOMY

NEW YORK, March 22, 2009 – Everyone in South Park is busy pointing fingers when it comes to who is responsible for the state of the economy. Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.


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